Coolness Graphed: Graphing What’s Cool and What’s Not Hand-Drawn Charts for Hot-Button Topics

The coolness scale is ever-changing these days. Good thing RC Jones and his Coolness Graphed book rollicks through what’s cool and what’s totally not. A few examples of topics he covers: The Government   Instances in Which to Call Ghostbusters   People   Suits   Having Your Arm in An Upright Cast Things to Release at A Wedding Ceremony   …

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Funny Flowcharts to Help You Make the Right (Irreverent) Decisions Navigate Life’s “Inconsequential Dilemmas” with Confidence

Sharpen your daily decision-making skills with frivolous flowcharts from our new book, Inconsequential Dilemmas. Should I do laundry?   Should I post this online?   I just saw someone I know, do I say hi?   Should I have sex tonight?   I can’t swear with these freakin’ kids around. What should I say instead?   Solve 40 more of …

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Free Printable Graduation Cards Free Stuff

Give your graduate a dose of reality with free, printable Knock Knock graduation cards. Note: In order to include each card’s witty interior, set your print settings to print double-sided! 1. I Can’t Believe You Graduated card. Click here or the image for the printable version.   2. College Graduate Checklist card. Click here or the image for the printable …

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The Knock Knock Wedding Survival Kit We’ve Got You Covered this Wedding Season!

In reality, getting ready to “tie the knot” feels more like a horrid game of Cat’s cradle. All those endless and crucial decisions—what color fondant should be used for the cake? What bridesmaid’s dress will look good on everyone? Where’s the invite list, and how do we distract granny from abusing the open bar? Ugh, it’s exhausting. Especially if you’re …

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Free Domestic Shipping Deal for Presidents’ Day! Let Free(shipping) Ring!

Four score and seven hours ago, we started our Presidents’ Day deal for free domestic shipping on all orders made now through Monday, Feb. 18 (actual Presidents’ Day)! Just enter KK4PREZ at checkout.  Turns out this deal has created quite a hum on the Twittersphere already: So save away, friends! And if you have a Knock Knock-related post, be sure …

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Knock Knock’s Holiday Survival Kit 2012 Let's Lessen Your Yuletide Load

Are you shaking in your stockings from overwhelming holiday stress? Don’t fret, guys, we’ve got your back. While we can’t give you a warm mug of spiced cocoa to soothe your nerves, here’s a free “Knock Knock Holiday Survival Kit” to help you in this time of required cheeriness. Just download, print, and enjoy: • Knock Knock Gift Tags • …

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One Last Love Note For February It's Our "Something for Nothing" Feature!

Just a reminder: you can follow Knock Knock on Tumblr, which plays hub to our original content. And as always, sharing posts on Facebook or retweeting on Twitter is surely welcomed! Can you believe it’s nearly the end of the month? We want to wrap up our Reality Rhymes posts (love-related posts, that is) with this ditty. (We know, we …

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A Poem for Valentine’s Day It's Our "Something for Nothing" Feature!

First things first, a universal tip: today would be a good day to utilize our Why I Must Have Sex With You Pad (or maybe our Paper Pickup Nifty Notes?). Also, if you still owe a post-Valentine’s Day gift, check out our evergreen ideas here. But for a quick freebie, send this along to your beau: Follow Knock Knock on …

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A Rhyme For the Singles Out There It's Our "Something for Nothing" Feature!

We’re publishing our Reality Rhymes greeting card series each week of February. We understand if you’ll want to share our rhymes with friends, family, and lovers—and we wholly support it, if not insist on it. Have you followed our Tumblr? It plays hub to original Knock Knock content, ready for reblogging. And as always, sharing posts on Facebook or retweeting …

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Encapsulate Your Feelings Into A Rhyme—A Reality Rhyme! It’s Our “Something for Nothing” Feature!

Starting this month, we will be publishing our Reality Rhymes greeting card series—one for each week of love-fest February (and other scattered holidays throughout the year). We understand if you’ll want to share our rhymes with friends, family, and lovers—and we wholly support it, if not insist on it. You can also follow our fresh Tumblr, as it plays hub …

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