Very Important Flowcharts for Life’s Most Challenging Decisions Make Logical Choices (Kind Of) with “Consequential Dilemmas”

Can I Dump This Person By Text? Funny Flowchart - Knock Knock Blog

Have a bothersome quandary that you need to solve, like, right now? There’s a flowchart for that. A sequel to best-seller Inconsequential Dilemmas: 45 Questions for Life’s Peskier Questions, our new book Consequential Dilemmas: 45 Flowcharts for Life’s Bigger Questions was designed with realistic stumpers in mind. More flowcharts to start your self-reflection:

AM I A CAT LADY?
The one and (sort of) true test to see if you’re a cat lady. If it says you’re not a cat lady and you truthfully swear by felines, we grant you automatic cat-lady status.

Am I A Cat Lady? Funny Flowchart - Knock Knock Blog
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AM I ANNOYING?
Only your family, best friends, and this flowchart will tell you if you’re aggravating as hell.

Am I Annoying? Funny Flowchart - Knock Knock Blog
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SHOULD I LIKE THIS PICTURE?
Honestly, if you even have to think about it, don’t like it. Or, do what we do sometimes and accidentally like it, then quickly unlike it before the Facebook deities see.

Should I Like This Picture? Funny Flowchart - Knock Knock Blog
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AM I LOVABLE?
If your personality doesn’t come equipped with any of the below characteristics then . . . well, yeah someone will still love you.

Am I Lovable? Funny Flowchart - Knock Knock Blog
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Want more funny flowcharts? Grab your copy of Consequential Dilemmas or its hilarious prequel, Inconsequential Dilemmas.