Good Night, Davy Jones Flotsam and Jetsam

Last Saturday was cold, and I stayed at home to do laundry and clean house. For company I had The Monkees DVDs playing all day in the living room. It was excellent. As I discovered, it’s difficult—nay, impossible—to sustain any really respectable ennui while The Monkees is on all day. I decided that this would be my new thing—The Monkees, …

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If Twitter Shut Down . . . . . . Long Live the Paper Tweet!

Yesterday, the Stop Online Piracy Act and Protect Intellectual Property Act web protests made us think about what life would like be if Facebook, Twitter, WordPress, and our beloved I Can Has Cheezburger? were in jeopardy’s chokehold. It made us glum. Thinking of all the websites, the amount of Social Media Citation Nifty Notes and Tweets & Status Updates for …

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What the Hell Are We Giving People? Great (Holiday) Gifts of the Week

Can you believe Hanukkah starts tomorrow and Christmas is only five days away? In fact, we’re getting ready to wrap up wrapping presents and wanted to finish off this series by sharing what a few of our own Knock Knockers will be giving to the special people in their lives: 1. “I’m buying my girlfriend the Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note because …

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5 Things To Do With Your $5 Saved At Checkout! . . . For Those Who Have No Idea What To Do With Your Extra Savings!

That’s right. Right this second, through 12/22, get $5 off your overall Knock Knock order—just type “5BUCKS” at checkout! We know, we know—now you’re stuck in this predicament of what to do with your newly-saved $5. Sorry, we didn’t mean to throw a curveball there. To make it up to you, here are five ideas on what to do with …

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