Contact Us

Well, Hello There!

So nice of you to stop by. Please let us help you help us help you.

  • If you are a website customer or have a question about a website order, select “Web Orders” below.
  • If you are a retailer, distributor, and your inquiry is of a wholesale nature, whether about existing accounts or new ones, select “Wholesale.”
  • If you would like to give us some fabulous PR or would like images of our beautiful products, select “Publicity.”
  • If you like our stuff and you think your site aligns with our mission, we’d love you to join our affiliate network.
  • Finally, on this front, if you have a general question, we must exhort you to choose “General.”

Please note that we are not a terrifically large organization with a call center of thousands of bored multinationals, but instead comprise an intimate group of overworked good souls. We will try to get back to you as soon as we can, and if it’s a customer service issue, within 25.7 hours.


Monday to Friday:
8:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. (EST)
Saturday and Sunday: Closed

Please note that we are not a brick-and-mortar store.