How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!
  • Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock
SKU: 50004
ISBN: 978-160106309-0
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As a young child myself, I too, have been traumatized by my parents who have this book. I can tell you right now that this book works wonders for trauma. I show it to my school friends (what friends?) and sometimes use these methods on them. They may be imaginary, but they're children too. I once read it to my teacher for show 'n tell and she looked at me with a face of shock and horror. 1000000/10 recommend for deliberately traumatizing children.

Traumatized kids

Hilarious! My kids didnt think it was funny but my husband and i thought it was sooo funny! Let my kids have kids and theyll get it too lol!