Calm the F*ck Down Flask
This limited-edition goodie's gone for good—but we've got tons of other fun stuff on hand!
What's the perfect accompaniment to Calm the F*ck Down, the book? Calm the F*ck Down, the flask! Because the perfect accompaniment to reading about parenting quandaries like "my boy likes girl toys" or "my preschooler ruins everything" is, let's be real, a stiff drink.
- Funny bar accessories for almost-parents, new parents, or your parents
- 6 ounce stainless steel flask; 4.5” tall with screw-top lid
- Hand wash recommended