Fake Swears: Filthy Expletives That Are 102% Clean

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Holy shift key! This phrasebook is full of exclamations that sound naughty but are 100% office-ready, kid-friendly, and grandma-approved. Strong language was never so safe. Dirty words were never so clean!

  • The ultimate fake swear words list, based on our favorite fake swear words submitted by fans, in addition to many more and complete with chortle-worthy illustrations
  • Funny book gift for both pottymouths and puritans
  • Hardcover; 5 x 6.25 inches; 144 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock
SKU: 50036
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Ruth H.

Thank goodness you're not another Bazooka Joe!

LOL I got these as gifts for two people who were recently hired into management positions. Just in case they ever need a clever way to communicate a thing without the language they use while we're hanging out together! Some of these are hilarious! Both are now sitting as perfect little management desk reference materials on their desks. The one who works online reads his while listening to long meetings and the one who has a physical location in an office where people visit actually has hers out where people can thumb through it and it works well as a conversation starter. A perfect congrats gift for anyone who deals with people today!