Instant Poetry Journal
This goodie's gone for good—but we've got tons of other fun stuff on hand!Write your very own a) strangely brilliant; b) pretentious AF; c) just plain awful multiple-choice poems with virtually no effort on your part. Finally, you too can be a poet without having a black turtleneck or any writing talent whatsoever! Choose your favorite multiple-choice fill-in options for each line, and just like that, you're a modern-day bard, a "published writer," an instant poet—or some combination of the three.
- Move over, Emily Dickinson. We've created the future of poetry books!
- More than 55 multiple-choice poems—haiku, sonnets, free verse, and more—ready to be authored
- Paperback; 5.5 x 7 inches, 128 pages
There's a sentimentality to getting these for some friends for the holidays. I had a really creative group of poetry writing and reading buddies and they've all slowly put down their pens for more "important" pursuits, like fretting and insomnia and pacing and smoking. I am hoping that these hilarious books reawaken some of the creativity in them in rooms of their minds where it belongs instead of in the dark corners where no one should go in anyone's mind! Perfect, funny and really awesome gifts!