Portable Micromanager Personality Pad

This goodie's gone for good—but we've got tons of other fun stuff on hand!

You can't bring a minion everywhere you go, but you can bring this portable micromanager to appointments, meetings, or annual reviews. When you need a kick in the pants, this opinionated assistant is here for you.

• Funny office supplies for control freaks
• Cheaper than hiring actual help
• Hardcover with double Wire-O binding; 5 x 7.75 inches; 50 sheets